Why can't you trust atoms? Well, they make up everything...
DavidOck ECF Guru Supporting Member ECF Veteran Jan 3, 2013 20,070 170,523 Halfway to Paradise, WA Jul 24, 2023 #41 Jul 24, 2023 Add bookmark #41 Why can't you trust atoms? Well, they make up everything... Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, somdcomputerguy and 4 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
SilverBear Super Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Sep 30, 2009 351 54,956 Jul 24, 2023 #42 Jul 24, 2023 Add bookmark #42 SilverBear said: Why did the cowboy name his horse "Mayo"? Because Mayo neighs. Click to expand... Sigh. Why did the farmer name his rooster "Robinson"? (ugh) Because it "crue so". ...outta here ... Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22 and classwife ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
SilverBear said: Why did the cowboy name his horse "Mayo"? Because Mayo neighs. Click to expand... Sigh. Why did the farmer name his rooster "Robinson"? (ugh) Because it "crue so". ...outta here ...
bobsyeruncle ECF Guru ECF Veteran Sep 5, 2010 11,120 69,251 55 in a cave, eh? Jul 24, 2023 #43 Jul 24, 2023 Add bookmark #43 When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, classwife and 2 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
retired1 Administrator Admin Supporting Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Apr 5, 2013 50,764 45,119 Texas Jul 24, 2023 #44 Jul 24, 2023 Add bookmark #44 When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef? Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, DavidOck and 3 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
bobsyeruncle ECF Guru ECF Veteran Sep 5, 2010 11,120 69,251 55 in a cave, eh? Jul 24, 2023 #45 Jul 24, 2023 Add bookmark #45 I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, DavidOck and 2 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
ShowMeTwice ∞ Supporting Member ECF Veteran Jun 28, 2016 18,540 1 124,180 64 the Universe Jul 24, 2023 #46 Jul 24, 2023 Add bookmark #46 What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I'm going on ahead. Reactions: DPLongo22, MLEJ, DavidOck and 2 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
bobsyeruncle ECF Guru ECF Veteran Sep 5, 2010 11,120 69,251 55 in a cave, eh? Jul 24, 2023 #47 Jul 24, 2023 Add bookmark #47 My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story. Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, DavidOck and 2 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
classwife Admin Admin Supporting Member ECF Veteran Verified Member May 9, 2010 98,489 160,918 67 Wesley Chapel, Florida Jul 25, 2023 #48 Jul 25, 2023 Add bookmark #48 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten Ten tickles Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, ShowMeTwice and 4 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
bobsyeruncle ECF Guru ECF Veteran Sep 5, 2010 11,120 69,251 55 in a cave, eh? Jul 25, 2023 #49 Jul 25, 2023 Add bookmark #49 Did you hear about the guy in a horrific accident who lost his entire left side? He's all right now! Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, ShowMeTwice and 1 other person ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
DavidOck ECF Guru Supporting Member ECF Veteran Jan 3, 2013 20,070 170,523 Halfway to Paradise, WA Jul 25, 2023 #50 Jul 25, 2023 Add bookmark #50 Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, ShowMeTwice and 2 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Izan Vaping Master ECF Veteran Jul 1, 2012 8,672 15,396 Mallorca, Spain Jul 25, 2023 #51 Jul 25, 2023 Add bookmark #51 Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. cheers I Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, jwbnyc and 5 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
bobsyeruncle ECF Guru ECF Veteran Sep 5, 2010 11,120 69,251 55 in a cave, eh? Jul 26, 2023 #52 Jul 26, 2023 Add bookmark #52 What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, classwife and 3 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
retired1 Administrator Admin Supporting Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Apr 5, 2013 50,764 45,119 Texas Jul 26, 2023 #53 Jul 26, 2023 Add bookmark #53 Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers. Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, classwife and 5 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
bobsyeruncle ECF Guru ECF Veteran Sep 5, 2010 11,120 69,251 55 in a cave, eh? Jul 26, 2023 #54 Jul 26, 2023 Add bookmark #54 Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, classwife and 6 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
retired1 Administrator Admin Supporting Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Apr 5, 2013 50,764 45,119 Texas Jul 27, 2023 #55 Jul 27, 2023 Add bookmark #55 I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it. Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, classwife and 5 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
somdcomputerguy vaper dedicato ECF Veteran Verified Member Contest Winner! Dec 3, 2014 5,734 1 11,417 56 Greenbrier County, West Virginia somdcomputerguy.com Jul 27, 2023 #56 Jul 27, 2023 Add bookmark #56 retired1 said: I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it. Click to expand... Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, bobsyeruncle and 4 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
retired1 said: I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it. Click to expand...
somdcomputerguy vaper dedicato ECF Veteran Verified Member Contest Winner! Dec 3, 2014 5,734 1 11,417 56 Greenbrier County, West Virginia somdcomputerguy.com Jul 27, 2023 #57 Jul 27, 2023 Add bookmark #57 I have so many dad jokes that I have to keep them in a dadabase to remember them all.. Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, bobsyeruncle and 3 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
ShowMeTwice ∞ Supporting Member ECF Veteran Jun 28, 2016 18,540 1 124,180 64 the Universe Jul 27, 2023 #58 Jul 27, 2023 Add bookmark #58 Grocery store checker: "Paper or plastic?" Dad: "Either, I’m bisacktual.” Reactions: DPLongo22, bobsyeruncle, jwbnyc and 3 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
ShowMeTwice ∞ Supporting Member ECF Veteran Jun 28, 2016 18,540 1 124,180 64 the Universe Jul 27, 2023 #59 Jul 27, 2023 Add bookmark #59 You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet. Spoiler: and for those that don't know...... 1024 MB = 1 GB (a gig) Reactions: DPLongo22, bobsyeruncle, Izan and 4 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet. Spoiler: and for those that don't know...... 1024 MB = 1 GB (a gig)
retired1 Administrator Admin Supporting Member ECF Veteran Verified Member Apr 5, 2013 50,764 45,119 Texas Jul 28, 2023 #60 Jul 28, 2023 Add bookmark #60 Did you hear about the teenager who failed his driving test? He thought it was a crash course. Reactions: Katmar, DPLongo22, ShowMeTwice and 5 others ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share