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[lettucehead]

Happy Halloween!

Halloween Jokes all day!!!

1)

Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.

A. sour-puss

 

[Skoad]

1)

How do you tell a blind man in a Nudist colony

- It's not hard.

 

[glassmanoak]

2
A signboard outside a restaurant said:

"Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill".

A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave the bill he pointed to the signboard, "Don't you see, only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill".

The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill. This is your grandfather's bill".

 

[Vince Clortho]

Happy Halloween!

1. Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

G. Carlin

 

[DreamingButterfly81]

#2. Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

A. Bone appetit !

 

[glassmanoak]

3
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

 

[DanDC]

#1

To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.

 

[Skoad]

2)

What's the difference between a used car salesman and a computer salesman?

- The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

 

[glassmanoak]

4
Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

 

[Skoad]

3)
What sound does a space turkey make?

- Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

 

[glassmanoak]

5
Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
Damn, 5 jokes and soooo quickly!

 

[lettucehead]

2)

Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?

A. The Vampire State Building.

 

[DreamingButterfly81]

#3. Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?

A. Ice Scream

 

[Skoad]

4)

What's green and makes holes?

- A Drill Pickle.

 

[Vince Clortho]

2. Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

G. Carlin

Tappytalkin' on my gNex

 

[lettucehead]

3)

Q. Where do most werewolves live?

A. In howllywood

 

[Skoad]

5)
How do you know when youre getting old?

- Your back goes out more than you do.

 

[lettucehead]

4)

Q. Where does a ghost refuel his car?

A. At a ghastly station.

 

[DreamingButterfly81]

#4. Q. What's a monster's favorite play?

A. Romeo and Ghouliet

 

[lettucehead]

5)

Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?

A. to see the boogy man.


Hope everyone has a Happy and SAFE Halloween!!!