A couple was celebrating seventy five years of marriage with only one argument so the local newspaper sent a reporter to get this miraculous story from them. After the reporter arrived at their mountain home, he asked the wife, "What is the secret to such a long marriage without any conflicts?" She replied, "Well let me tell you, when we got married it we didn't have a car and noone to borrow one from so my husband used his horse-drawn carriage. As we climbed up into the mountains, enjoyng our first ride as man and wife, the horse stumbled, and my husband said 'That's One'. I thought that was curious but I payed it no mind and we continued on our happy journey to our honeymoon cabin. Then the horse stumbled again and my husband muttered, 'That's Two'. I asked him why he was counting the number of times the horse stumbled but he told me to pay no never-mind, its no big deal. We once again were proceeding on our joyous trip and nearing the cabin when the horse stumbled a third time. My husband said to the horse 'I gave you warning', took out his rifle from the back of the carriage, and shot the horse dead. I was horrified at this! I yelled at him both for killing the poor animal and wasting the money from the value of the horse. He turned to look at me and said 'That's One'. We haven't had another argument since!"
I went clean for once!!!
I went clean for once!!!