VaporJunction LEO Giveaway 1 - Post your favorite quote - Win a Silver LEO

[FreakyStylie]

Is this a single-entry thing? If not, here is another.

 

[keyzygirl]

If you can dream it,you can achieve it.

 

[Rudy33]

I own chesapeake bay retrievers and seen this on a T-shirt. It really captures our males perspective. hope I don't offend anyone.

If you can't eat it, lick it or hump it - piss on it and walk away.

 

[hazmatjack]

Friendship is like ...... on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try. - Homer Simpson
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. - Yogi Berra
Come on, you sons of .....es! Do you want to live forever? - GYSGT Dan Daly

 

[technovapir]

"I was quit when I came in here. I'm twice as quit now.". Deckard...Bladerunner

 

[bssage]

almost half the people you meet are below average

 

[kashmoney]

One of my all time favorites:

True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

Two honorable mentions:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

 

[santo19586]

my mom used to say 'when we were kids we walked 5 miles to school and home everyday, uphill both ways ' so quit your belley achekin.

 

[brandeeashlynn]

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
- Short and funny quote by, Pearl Williams.

 

[DeXTeR]

You guy's and gal's have the office rolling with some of these. Keep em' coming!

 

[JAWS]

“Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people." Spencer Johnson

 

[firhill]

Woman to Churchill: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your coffee"

Churchill to woman: "Ma'am, if you were my wife...I'd drink it"

 

[gonzojazz]

"As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around".
~Robert Brault

 

[lynleestar]

my dad's favorite line to tell me......"By the time you're married you'll forget all about it."

 

[drum747]

Bacause there are so many good ones to choose from, I think this is appropriate!

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice" Neil Peart

 

[QueenVictoria]

My father was fond of saying... "Speak softly and carry a big stick"

 

[kellie]

Another of my Moms Faves was "If you got it flaunt it, If you don't flaunt it anyway most of the people won't be able to tell the difference"

 

[hushedpuppy]

"There is no way to peace — peace is the way." A.J. Muste

"Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted." John Lennon

 

[santo19586]

''What We Have Here , Is The Failure To Communicate !''

 

[Marcwhitman]

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven times a week, you're going to have something special. Jim Valvano