The sound of soft rains falling, on green grass, is heard and suddenly YardByrd appears seated on his plain, brown, realm traveling perch -the one with a bevel cut on one edge. The YB medallion around his neck glows a pronounced Peach color and you can hear a deep, smooth, male, Latin voice translating for him:
"Hail, greetings, and salutations, fellow
vape-A-Paloozians!
vape-A-Palooza was our first Vapemeet; we were not disappointed! I feel that the excellent setup of vendors tables, combined with the smooth running of drawings, led to a relaxed and confident atmosphere. I have felt, since I first heard of this event, that to be in attendance would be an honor. I thought that I would be on the ground floor of a major event. Now that the event has concluded I still feel this way. The vendors were congenial and helpful. Our first vapemeet was outstanding and we are so very pleased we could attend. Thank you Ryan Cook! CAW!"
The soft sound of gentle raindrops falling to the earth is heard again and YardByrd levitates up off his perch. He nods once toward it and it disappears. Looking from side to side, he spreads his wings out as far as he can and extending his talons bobs his head, in a mock pecking motion, once, twice; and on the third nod is gone.