Backwoods Brew Contest - Round 2

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Hillbillie

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(To the tune of Ice Ice Baby)

Yo' STOP!
Put down that vape 'n listen
Backwoods is back with a brand new invention
Somethin'
Grabs a hold of me tightly
Gotta have that Malty Toffee daily 'n nightly

Will it ever stop?
Yo! I don' know
Just tell me that they got
My juice in sto'

To the extreme
They rock the juice like a vandal
Need a little mo'
Then light up dat candle.

Dun-dun-dun-dadadundun...Backwoods Brew Baby
Dun-dun-dun-dadadundun...Backwoods Brew Baby
 

Hillbillie

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Imagine there's no vapor
There isn't Backwoods Brew
No Honey Flue or Malty
No Casablanca too

Imagine all the people
Going back to smokes

You...ou.ouuu
You may say I'm a vaper
But I'm not the only one
I hope all smokers will join us
And the world vapes ejuice from Don

YAY for John Lennon tunes!

(I've peaked with my so-called creativity. I'm back to the cheering section. *sigh*)
 

Ruppy

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Ruppy you have your work cut out for you with this contest.
Hmm yes competition really heated up today
(To the tune of Ice Ice Baby)

Yo' STOP!
Put down that vape 'n listen
Backwoods is back with a brand new invention
Somethin'
Grabs a hold of me tightly
Gotta have that Malty Toffee daily 'n nightly

Will it ever stop?
Yo! I don' know
Just tell me that they got
My juice in sto'

To the extreme
They rock the juice like a vandal
Need a little mo'
Then light up dat candle.

Dun-dun-dun-dadadundun...Backwoods Brew Baby
Dun-dun-dun-dadadundun...Backwoods Brew Baby
That literally made me LOL :)



OK Everyone youve got until midnight. Then I have to sort all of these LMAO
 

ISBN

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(Sung to the tune of: That Malicious Frog Has Soiled My Underwear)

I like juice,
It's very nice,
I vape it,
I don't ingest it,
Like the college kids now do there wine.

Backwoods brew Oh Backwoods brew I always make the time.
Backwoods brew Oh Backwoods brew I always make the time.

When it comes to vaping,
I never suck on second best,
I save that crap for my drinking,
Which is the worst, because it always Milwaukee's Best.

Backwoods brew Oh Backwoods brew I always make the time.
Backwoods brew Oh Backwoods brew I always make the time.

I always make the time...
 

nahuelarg86

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Good night! I'm going to bed
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Racehorse

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Play this:
http://www.juneberry78s.com/sounds/Luther%20Strong%20-%20Cumberland%20Gap.mp3

(Background music: the ever famous: Cumberland Gap) bluegrass tune

Me and my wife and the ECF crew,
we're all going down to Backwoods Brew
Me and my wife and the ECF crew,
we're all going down to Backwoods Brew

Chorus:
Backwoods Brew, Backwoods Brew
Hey! Way down yonder at Backwoods Brew.

Backwoods Brew with its Applewood and Backo
Home of Malty and Honey Flue Nut Tobacco
Backwoods Brew juice will knock off your socks
Nestled near the home of deer and fox.

Backwoods Brew is a mighty fine place,
48 kinds of ejuice that you can embrace
Backwoods Brew is a mighty fine place,
48 kinds of ejuice that you can embrace

Sit down boys and have a cup o' coffee
And vape yourself silly with some Malty Toffee
Sit down boys and have yerselves a few
Tasty ejuices from Backwoods Brew
 
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