You've Been Facepalmed

[efirdj]

I can't even hump off a car. Changing a tire, if I had to, but I would probably blow up the car if I had to jump it off.

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy hell make it stop make it stop....

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

*breathe*......*breathe*.....

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

OMG, OMG, OMG. JUMP, JUMP off a car. I fixed it.

 

[efirdj]

I cant stop bouncing back and forth between Cake, House, and Cherry during the day. I vape Mint on the way to work instead of bring my teeth.

(I ALMOST got away with no one noticing this one... but SummerDawn saw it in the less than 30 seconds it was written like this...

What you see above is the original post. It was supposed to say "BRUSHING"... but I forgot a couple of letters.)

 

[FlyingV]

Priceless.

 

[tlmoody27]

MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Thanks James.

 

[tlmoody27]

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy hell make it stop make it stop....

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

*breathe*......*breathe*.....

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

And thank you once again.

 

[stretchpants]

I have tears..Hahahaha

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy hell make it stop make it stop....

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

*breathe*......*breathe*.....

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

 

[stretchpants]

Hahaha I must have missed this the first time around...Hahahaha

I cant stop bouncing back and forth between Cake, House, and Cherry during the day. I vape Mint on the way to work instead of bring my teeth.

(I ALMOST got away with no one noticing this one... but SummerDawn saw it in the less than 30 seconds it was written like this...

What you see above is the original post. It was supposed to say "BRUSHING"... but I forgot a couple of letters.)

 

[RickMc]

I must this thread.

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JDDDDDDDDDD! Missed ya, man.

 

[efirdj]

I have tears..Hahahaha

So did I!!!! I still chuckled again when I found the post!

Hahaha I must have missed this the first time around...Hahahaha

MOST everyone missed it. Only SummerDawn saw it. Unfortunately for me, she also quoted it quickly enough to prove that I had said it.

 

[tlmoody27]

It was a busty day at work and after.

Yes, it was me.

 

[FlyingV]

And a fine one at that.

 

[efirdj]

I'm staying at Harrahs. Its huge. I have no sense of direction so I got all turned around. Seriously by the time I found the room I was almost in teats. ridiculous I know.

Its a terrible terrible thing to be in teats.

 

[RickMc]

Its a terrible terrible thing to be in teats.

THAT is debatable.

 

[efirdj]

THAT is debatable.

As teats are on animals, usually referring to a cow.... well, lets just say I would rather not.

 

[FlyingV]

Another great one from the Queen:

I'm home. Went to leave grannys house & cat battery was dead. Finally got home though.. I need a nap.

 

[FlyingV]

Yes, yes you do have to dork tomorrow. You dork every day. And we love you for it.

I don't have to dork tomorrow so maybe I can finally get something done around the house. The past two days haven't been conducive to housework.

 

[tlmoody27]

I had the mail place wax my eyebrows. There was a mishap. Looks like I'm missing most of one.

 

[efirdj]

Mrs E just called. She cant find my balls.