True Story!

[Saintscruiser]

I have tried several different ways to get my email to copy and paste photos, but to no avail. Sooooooo, I decided to just type it out. It's not nearly as funny, but here goes:

DO DOGS GO TO HEAVEN???

Two churches face each other on a busy thoroughfare and their markeys also face each other. (I have sent this to a few of you by email, but it's worth repeating!!)

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Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church:

"ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN"
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Beulah Cumberland Presbyterian Church:

"ONLY HUMANS GO TO HEAVEN. READ THE BIBLE"
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Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church:

"GOD LOVES ALL HIS CREATIONS INCLUDING DOGS"
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Beulah Cumberland Presbyterian Church:

"DOGS DON'T HAVE SOULS. THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE"
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Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church:

"CATHOLIC DOGS GO TO HEAVEN. PRESBYTERIAN DOGS HAVE TO TALK TO THEIR PASTORS"
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Beulah Cumberland Presbyterian Church:

"CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL"
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Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church:

"FREE DOG SOULS WITH CONVERSION"
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Beulah Cumberland Presbyterian Church:

"DOGS ARE ANIMALS. THERE ARE NO ROCKS IN HEAVEN EITHER"
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Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church:

"ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN"

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I still get a giggle out of this! If you want the email with the pictures, just pm me!

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Here's the Snopes link: snopes.com: All Dogs Go to Heaven.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[Saintscruiser]

BOB, you are my hero! You did what I couldn't do. Thank you! This calls for banana dancing......disco style.....


P.S. Okay.....maybe now I know it's not true, BUT, it's still funny! I frankly believe that our animals have souls.....why? Because the soul is who you are......your personality.....and let's face it, animals do have a personality.....each one is different. I have two Maltese babies and they are totally different in personality. One is a tomboy .... Angel; mine is a lady, who loves everybody and thinks she is as tough as a German Shepherd. Each have their own style. So does my dachshund......he barks from under the love seat. So, for that reason, I believe our pets will be with us in Heaven. I may be wrong, and if I am, don't tell me and burst my bubble.