i would buy that t-shirt. of course i'd buy it 3 sizes too small in hopes that i'd lose 40 pounds in the week it takes to get to me....
then comes the mockery, at work of all places, i thought i could trust those people! the lies, the photo blogs, my parents disown me...it spirals into a maelstrom of madness from which i never recover!!!
still...i'd get that shirt....if the color is nice.