I would dearly love to see how my cat would respond to one of those vacuuming bots.That silly feline is afraid of EVERYTHING; she'd probably go hide under the bed.
Andria
Perhaps one day your cat will be brave enough to do this. Dare to dream!
My emphysema, vacuuming and vapin. .
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Perhaps one day your cat will be brave enough to do this. Dare to dream!
Is this a new form of avant garde poetry that I'm not aware of?
Honestly man, what is it that you're trying to say?
No, faux Haiku.
'lil doc is wiffy. Formerly known as Her Majesty.
She doesn't know how to clean. Or cook for that matter. Docs don't do that kind of meager jobs. I do.
I don't really get it either. I used to show off a good chunk of .... (due to gravity, which struck my .... several DECADES before it found my boobs!) back when anyone might be interested in what my .... looked like -- about 20-30 yrs ago.
Andria
I am. I still keep the old Playboy magazines. Full of grandmas now.
What do you say to a young chick showing off her .... in "daizy dukes" at Wally World while show off her cloud making art form?
I would ask her where she found size 16 daisy dukes...
Nothing? It is Walmart not Sax of fifth ave. Besides my grams always said "you have it show a little because you will not have it forever"
Agreed. If you have, FLAUNT IT!!!
What do you say to a young chick showing off her .... in "daizy dukes" at Wally World while show off her cloud making art form?
It was at Home Depot. Is the vacuum cleaner that was bought at Wally's in the 'net.
What do you say to a young chick showing off her .... in "daizy dukes" at Wally World while show off her cloud making art form?
You don't own da store, sweety. Or the other customers noses.
Well, my Mom always said I had to wear underwear to bed cause there might be a fire!
Did I listen to her? Nah. I told her if God had wanted me to wear underwear I would have been born with it on.
Right On, sis. The ONLY way to sleep.
Think you got that one confused, Susan-S. It's clean underwear when going out cause you never know when you'll have to make an emergency trip to the hospital! Yep, 70 yrs later and haven't made that trip yet.
Hospital?? Is it a salad?, or a salad dressing.
Heh... I used to be married to this guy who forced me to be someone I'm really not, just to keep him. I finally figured out it was more important to be who I actually am, than keep any man. Then I found my current husband... with whom I can be who I am, and for some reason, he still loves me.
It might be a southern thing, but my husband is from Indiana/Missouri (born in the first, lived in the 2nd till he was 35), and he's the same way -- "If you don't like how I look (gnarly beard).. look somewhere else!" Right on.
Andria
Being yourself is more Important than Anything. Kids included.
QUOTE....snip....Do we need to express our newfound passion in that manner?.
I know we don't. Now what to do. What to say.
I was about to say something, and 'lil doc got in the middle.
"No kidding?" "now it's High School kids too?.
Well, the rest is too long. Advise, please.
All The Very Best Carlos....QUOTE
Tell lildoc there's a sale in the shoe dept. and ask for a hit.....
I always get these great ideas AFTER the fact.
I know we don't. Now what to do. What to say.
I was about to say something, and 'lil doc got in the middle.
"No kidding?" "now it's High School kids too?.
Well, the rest is too long. Advise, please.
All The Very Best Carlos....QUOTE
Tell lildoc there's a sale in the shoe dept. and ask for a hit.....
I always get these great ideas AFTER the fact.
Wow, that's a hard act to follow but I just wanted to say hi to the op ( carlos) and thank him for sharing his story! I hope you stay because this forum is a great place to learn and make new friends. As far as the girl you were speaking about, well I guess for each his own. Times sure have changed! However I suppose it's better she is vaping then smoking so look at it that way
Thank you. Sorry about your 'bot. RIP. Great excuse to spend some money. Buy a new one!!
To be honest. Da girl was HOT!!!. and fresh too. She followed me all 'round da store!.
Yeah, I'm dreamin. Please, just don't wake me up.
Hahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing with 'ya. It also happens to me a lot.
I was trying to make out with a very hot chick once, inside a cooler and was short for words.
What words, idiot?. She was already waiting, and me, looking for words.
The owner of the restaurant so us with the camera, and rushed to open the door.
Yeah, I could frenchkiss. That was it. Another golden opportunity wasted looking for words.
Let me add that we stayed "friends". I know, to this day, she thinks of me as a softie.
And she be right.
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How ya doin', Carlos? Apparently ya got back to da casa OK. No FHP warnings on your return, I hope!
For all ya'll dat haven't met Carlos, he's a total pleasure to personally know and converse with! Willing to bet that many, if not most, folk here have never utilized da freedom spirit, appreciation of da USofA and work ethic dat has brought my Cubano friend into his 'seasoned' years.
Actually, now knowing just a lil' part of his background, hopefully ya can see sum 'poetry' in his 'expressions'; and not be so quick to make light of his postings; and those of others!
OK, off my
... fer now!
BTW, being an ol' fart myself, I can decipher and appreciate his posts a hellava easier dan sum of da 'textings' of present day!
For all ya'll dat haven't met Carlos, he's a total pleasure to personally know and converse with! Willing to bet that many, if not most, folk here have never utilized da freedom spirit, appreciation of da USofA and work ethic dat has brought my Cubano friend into his 'seasoned' years.
Actually, now knowing just a lil' part of his background, hopefully ya can see sum 'poetry' in his 'expressions'; and not be so quick to make light of his postings; and those of others!
OK, off my
BTW, being an ol' fart myself, I can decipher and appreciate his posts a hellava easier dan sum of da 'textings' of present day!
well i made it through the thread....but now i can't figure out what this thread was about?! 
Not that i knew at some point....
*going back to my corner to vape*
Not that i knew at some point....*going back to my corner to vape*
*Waves at Iffy!*
I do hope people give Carlos aka Elbakan a chance to grow on them
Jovey, sometimes you don't need to understand to enjoy a bit of quirkiness
I do hope people give Carlos aka Elbakan a chance to grow on them
Jovey, sometimes you don't need to understand to enjoy a bit of quirkiness
*Waves at Iffy!*
I do hope people give Carlos aka Elbakan a chance to grow on them
Jovey, sometimes you don't need to understand to enjoy a bit of quirkiness
lol Oh i'm a quirky kinda gal...that's why i read through the thread haha I love the lightheartedness on some of these threads...not to mention, it exercises my brain!
I'm old....believe me, it needs a balance of quirkiness and exercise!
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