LOL just had to say it, Not sure on the Kretek cause I wouldnt vape something like that if paid to. Taste really is so subjective though.
I especially get a kick out of some people claiming they taste tobacco in the Malty, that is so far off I almost have to laugh when I see it, i guess a used or dirty atty could be the culprit for some of the tastes but some just have bad taste buds or something LOL