A Vaper's Psalm

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rootwhacker

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Annette is my vendor, I shall not want.
She let-eth me inhale tasty vapors. She leadeth me to organic flavors.
She restoreth my tastebuds. She leadeth me in the paths of purity for her name’s sake.
Yea, though I browse through the valley of deadly nicotine dosage, I will fear no evil. For her product is with me. Her test kits and policies they comfort me.
She prepares e-juice before me in the presence of her competitors. She anointest my (shopping) cart with juice, my carto runneth over.

Surely goodness and flavor shall follow me all the days that I vape: and I will continue to shop on the site of VV for ever.


Amen.

(Just don't let this go to your head, Annette, I couldn't find the "tongue-in-cheek" smiley!)
 
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