You don't wear them on your bum do you? I thought you wore them frontward?
I mean, that's...,. That's like an INVITATION to vaguely .... related THEFT. Even *I* might have a hard time with that one, if only for the pooppocket opportunity!!!!
DO I NEED TO RETHINK fanny packs entirely?????? You keep it down in front so if some homeless dude comes sniffing around you can put him in a chokehold and yell "Thief! Pervert!" etc.
So I thought.
Anna