First off...
When I came out of the womb even my umbilical cord was wrapped in a micro coil, and I was only allowed to touch organic, gluten free cotton hand picked by blind tibetan monks. I didnt ask to be born this awesome... but it is my cross to bear in life. The Atlantis is the best tank in the universe. I have not recieved my Subtank yet, but I assume it is the second best tank in the universe.
Second off...
Dont sit there complaining about the Atlantis and Subtank. Just admit that your upset because you cant afford them...
You are poor... you have poor people ice ( the ice cube tray kind ) In you regular non stainless steel old tyme refrigerator. You drive a base model Hyundai. You simply cannot afford the luxury of a pre built coil.
Have a seat in your single wide trailer, reach over adjust the temperature on your window unit air conditioner ( because I know you cant afford centra heat or air ) crack open a nice crisp Mountain rain ( Because you have to buy store brand mountain dew clone drinks ). Are you sitting down? Good.
I know you cant afford an atlantis, let alone the coils.... They have a pretty ok clone on fasttech for 14$ Go ahead and start saving now to buy one. Once you have used up your only coil, PM me. I will be happy to send you my used ones. Before you put any of that DIY juice you made ( GROSS ) in the tank, go ahead and take a vape off of the used coils I sent you. Do you taste that? Thats called frankenvape... A bottle of that costs more than more that your entire vaping collection. It has bits of real clown in it, that way you know its good. I wont be sending you any coils saturated with Five pawns because they feel you may damage the brand by enjoying it and posting about it.
And dont get me started on you dirty hippies and your REO mods... You poor unfortunate souls vape on like 4 cents a day. You are still using kanthal wire and a bag of cotton from 2009. They even came out with an RDA named after REO owners... its called the HOBO!
Third off...
The only thing I dont absolutely love about the Atlantis is the fact that the coil looks too much like a cartomizer. We really dont want "you people" using an Atlantis either.
If you use a cartomizer or cartomizer tank please dont get too close. I will not shake hands with you, I am sure they are sticky from whatever VG/PG blended grog juice you have leaking out of your IB Tanked. The only thing I like about Carto tanks is the hope that one day a Dripper will slip and fall in the snail trail of juice you leave behind.
By Dripper, I dont mean an RDA, I mean the horn rimmed, sleeve tattooed, neck bearded or push up bra wearing, I like bacon, unicorns and zombie weirdo hipster that is always rebuilding his RDA at the vape shop. Your vape gear consists of a battery, a piece of an old coat hanger you use as a coil, your moms rayon scarf you use as a wick and whatever juice you can beg for on the street corner. I am not totally sure that you arent just dripping with last Halloweens fog machine juice... cough!!!
Anyone over 50 vaping... yuck... just please stop doing it in public. We are trying to make this cool and you are ruining it. You will notice they sell juice with pictures of aliens, space ships and futuristic things. We even have names like Kamino, Bobas bounty, Space Jam... There is a reason why you wont find any ginger ale flavored e-juice with names like Charlie Chaplin reserve, Charleston, Matlock or Murder she wrote. Its ok if you want to vape, just not out where the rest of us have to see you. Im not even concerned about you using an Atlantis... i mean it doesnt come with an olde tymey hand crank, or plug into the wall...
I apologize if I forgot to insult someone...
*runs for cover*.... INCOMING!!!!! lol
When I came out of the womb even my umbilical cord was wrapped in a micro coil, and I was only allowed to touch organic, gluten free cotton hand picked by blind tibetan monks. I didnt ask to be born this awesome... but it is my cross to bear in life. The Atlantis is the best tank in the universe. I have not recieved my Subtank yet, but I assume it is the second best tank in the universe.
Second off...
Dont sit there complaining about the Atlantis and Subtank. Just admit that your upset because you cant afford them...
You are poor... you have poor people ice ( the ice cube tray kind ) In you regular non stainless steel old tyme refrigerator. You drive a base model Hyundai. You simply cannot afford the luxury of a pre built coil.
Have a seat in your single wide trailer, reach over adjust the temperature on your window unit air conditioner ( because I know you cant afford centra heat or air ) crack open a nice crisp Mountain rain ( Because you have to buy store brand mountain dew clone drinks ). Are you sitting down? Good.
I know you cant afford an atlantis, let alone the coils.... They have a pretty ok clone on fasttech for 14$ Go ahead and start saving now to buy one. Once you have used up your only coil, PM me. I will be happy to send you my used ones. Before you put any of that DIY juice you made ( GROSS ) in the tank, go ahead and take a vape off of the used coils I sent you. Do you taste that? Thats called frankenvape... A bottle of that costs more than more that your entire vaping collection. It has bits of real clown in it, that way you know its good. I wont be sending you any coils saturated with Five pawns because they feel you may damage the brand by enjoying it and posting about it.
And dont get me started on you dirty hippies and your REO mods... You poor unfortunate souls vape on like 4 cents a day. You are still using kanthal wire and a bag of cotton from 2009. They even came out with an RDA named after REO owners... its called the HOBO!
Third off...
The only thing I dont absolutely love about the Atlantis is the fact that the coil looks too much like a cartomizer. We really dont want "you people" using an Atlantis either.
If you use a cartomizer or cartomizer tank please dont get too close. I will not shake hands with you, I am sure they are sticky from whatever VG/PG blended grog juice you have leaking out of your IB Tanked. The only thing I like about Carto tanks is the hope that one day a Dripper will slip and fall in the snail trail of juice you leave behind.
By Dripper, I dont mean an RDA, I mean the horn rimmed, sleeve tattooed, neck bearded or push up bra wearing, I like bacon, unicorns and zombie weirdo hipster that is always rebuilding his RDA at the vape shop. Your vape gear consists of a battery, a piece of an old coat hanger you use as a coil, your moms rayon scarf you use as a wick and whatever juice you can beg for on the street corner. I am not totally sure that you arent just dripping with last Halloweens fog machine juice... cough!!!
Anyone over 50 vaping... yuck... just please stop doing it in public. We are trying to make this cool and you are ruining it. You will notice they sell juice with pictures of aliens, space ships and futuristic things. We even have names like Kamino, Bobas bounty, Space Jam... There is a reason why you wont find any ginger ale flavored e-juice with names like Charlie Chaplin reserve, Charleston, Matlock or Murder she wrote. Its ok if you want to vape, just not out where the rest of us have to see you. Im not even concerned about you using an Atlantis... i mean it doesnt come with an olde tymey hand crank, or plug into the wall...
I apologize if I forgot to insult someone...
*runs for cover*.... INCOMING!!!!! lol