The Case For Christ.... Zombie Christ

[CES]

That's why I'm eclectic. I choose to believe only the bits that make sense. If you can't have garlic and parmesian then why bother.

 

[whynotvap]

How true.....but mostly it's the Hindus the Jains and hippies that give Buddhism a bad rap

No, I'm pretty sure this is what gave Buddhism a bad rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyfu_G5DcFU&feature=related

 

[chrisl317]

".......n Hippies!"

 

[whynotvap]

Oh, but you don't know about the Rottini and Rotelli sects, do you? Strict fundamentalist zealots! No tomatoe sauce for them, nooo, strictly a vinegar and oil following.

Yeah and you don't want to mess with those that worship anti-pasta either

 

[chrisl317]

Yeah and you don't want to mess with those that worship anti-pasta either

The Lasagnostics?

 

[whynotvap]

No they're far more nefarious, they believe that if you combine pi pounds of pasta with pi pounds of anti-pasta, they'll bring about the end of days (aPiocolypse).

 

[chrisl317]

No they're far more nefarious, they believe that if you combine pi pounds of pasta with pi pounds of anti-pasta, they'll bring about the end of days (aPiocolypse).

Hmmm. Beware!

 

[BCB]

Please reference source material.

 

[chrisl317]

Please reference source material.

There's only one copy of the evil "Tortelli Manifest" that I know of. It's locked away deep in the catacombs of Chef Boyrdee on the "Sacred Altar of Garlic Toast" located on an island in the Straits of Linguini.

 

[Mac]

Zombie spaghetti monster for the win. As spaghetti monsters had no brain to begin with they only require meatballs. So long after zombie jesus starves to death due to a lack of fresh brains, zombie spaghetti monster will be lurking in a frozen food aisle near you!

 

[CES]

there is, in fact, one other copy of the tortelli manifest. It includes the lost book of pesto. This book makes the teachings of the spaghetti monster and the association to zombie jesus as clear as marinara.