Halo. The skeleton in my closet!
I don't know why, but I never liked the vibe from that company, their juices are way overpriced, and I knew I would simply never bother to order from them.
And then . . .
First they seduced me with Turkish. I don't recall how, I don't recall why, but against my better judgment and long-term bias I ordered 30mls of it. And fell in love.
Weeeeeeeelllll, when I re-stocked my Turkish (i.e., the "wake-and-vape" juice), they sent me a 10ml bottle of Mystic. Mystic? I don't do menthol. Okay, it's not menthol, it's a straight mint . . . and I really like it post-toothbrushing . . .
Soooooooooooo, I order a big bottle of Mystic and get a free 10ml of . . . Twisted Java. Oh come on now. Twisted Java? I got over coffee vapes nearly a year ago. And now you're sending me coffee with freaking MINT in it? (And allegedly Caramel, and Macadamia nut . . . GROSS!!!!!)
I toss the TJ. Totally forget about it. Until this week . . . (curiosity did kill the cat . . . ) I filled a green carto with it, purely out of amusement.
It's espresso. With Spearmint. Spearmint, I'm telling you! Sounds hideous, no? I CANNOT PUT IT DOWN!!! Holiday sale is on, and now 60ml of freakin' Twisted Java are winging their way to me! 8-o
What's wrong with me? Where did I go astray? I am now officially hooked on a daily basis to three different Halo juices at certain times of each day, and I don't even consider them as one of "my" vendors!
Mr. Mann, forgive me. I hang my head in shame. And bewilderment. And Twisted Java.
I don't know why, but I never liked the vibe from that company, their juices are way overpriced, and I knew I would simply never bother to order from them.
And then . . .
First they seduced me with Turkish. I don't recall how, I don't recall why, but against my better judgment and long-term bias I ordered 30mls of it. And fell in love.
Weeeeeeeelllll, when I re-stocked my Turkish (i.e., the "wake-and-vape" juice), they sent me a 10ml bottle of Mystic. Mystic? I don't do menthol. Okay, it's not menthol, it's a straight mint . . . and I really like it post-toothbrushing . . .
Soooooooooooo, I order a big bottle of Mystic and get a free 10ml of . . . Twisted Java. Oh come on now. Twisted Java? I got over coffee vapes nearly a year ago. And now you're sending me coffee with freaking MINT in it? (And allegedly Caramel, and Macadamia nut . . . GROSS!!!!!)
I toss the TJ. Totally forget about it. Until this week . . . (curiosity did kill the cat . . . ) I filled a green carto with it, purely out of amusement.
It's espresso. With Spearmint. Spearmint, I'm telling you! Sounds hideous, no? I CANNOT PUT IT DOWN!!! Holiday sale is on, and now 60ml of freakin' Twisted Java are winging their way to me! 8-o
What's wrong with me? Where did I go astray? I am now officially hooked on a daily basis to three different Halo juices at certain times of each day, and I don't even consider them as one of "my" vendors!
Mr. Mann, forgive me. I hang my head in shame. And bewilderment. And Twisted Java.