Make A Wish Game

[moorea]

Not sure if this has been done here before, but I think its really fun.
How it works:
Person 1 makes a wish.
Person 2 grants that wish but then goes on to explain how it goes horribly wrong.

example:
Person1 "I wish I had a million dollars"
Person2 "Granted, however you had to rob a bank and now you spend 20 years in the cell with a big guy named Bubba"

Person2 "I wish......."

So, I'll start off with I wish I had a Buzz Pro!

 

[tgcrna]

So, I'll start off with I wish I had a Buzz Pro!

Wish granted... However, you will never have another moment's peace because you KNOW all the members of the Buzz Army are tracking you down and plotting how to abscond with your Buzz Pro.

I wish... I did't have a 'sweet tooth'

 

[moorea]

Wish granted... However, you will never have another moment's peace because you KNOW all the members of the Buzz Army are tracking you down and plotting how to abscond with your Buzz Pro.

I wish... I did't have a 'sweet tooth'

Granted, however you die a bitter death! (sorry, couldn't resist)

I wish I had bowl of ice cream.

 

[moorea]

Me thinks I need to change my password... the husband has gone from lurking over my shoulder when I am on the forum to starting new threads in my name! But I will grant his above wish!

Granted... but you eat so much all your teeth rot out of your head, but we can not afford a dentist because we have spent all our money on e-cig supplies!

I wish my husband would sign up and create his own ecf account!

 

[mianker]

Granted...but now Hubby has spent soooo much money buying stuff off the classifieds that you can't afford a Buzz Pro.

I wish the Buzz Pro release date would finally get here...

 

[Phiniac]

Granted. However it was recently discovered that the Mayan calendar was off by a year and a half and the world ends the next day.

I wish tobacco was outlawed.

 

[5cardstud]

Granted but so is vaping and sex.

I wish I was 16 again and know what I do now.

 

[moorea]

Granted... but you banned sex, so all that knowledge has gone to waste!

I wish the weather was nicer this summer!

 

[Phiniac]

Granted. But the nice weather sends the gerbil breeding season into overdrive. The entire country is coated 3 feet thick in gerbils, they eat all the food, drink all the water, stop all transportation and send us back to the stone age.

I wish light sabers were real.

 

[uzzaperez]

Granted. But nicotine kills midichlorians so you have to choose between being a jedi and nic.

I wish wishes came true.

 

[5cardstud]

Granted but I just told a lie.
I wished I hadn't banned sex, was 16 and know what I know now. LOL

 

[Phiniac]

Granted. Your sixteen again, but you look just like you look now. No one who's sixteen will touch you and everyone who looks like your age thinks your jail bait.

I wish only my wishes came true.

 

[5cardstud]

Granted but somebody mistook Wishes for Dishes and now you have a semi load of dirty dishes to wash.

I wished I hadn't started playing this game.