DIYFLAVORSHACK CONTEST! $25.00 shopping spree

[dawnmarie]

Hi Everyone!! We have a new contest for the month of April!!
Give me your best 1 liner joke.
Example... I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, i dont know what he laced them with but Ive been trippin all day
Winner will be picked May 2nd. USA and Military only. (cbd)and hardware not included
HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK

 

[dawnmarie]

Where is everyone!!
We need entries for our awesome April contest!!

 

[mac63]

I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no-one will do it.

 

[Shadav]

My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.

 

[Shadav]

ok let's tag some folks to get this rolling...

@FranC @Letitia @Skunk! @ceeceeisme @Zazie @Punk In Drublic @rosesense @TylerA @Heartsdelight @PJReid @Fidola13 @dc99 @NolaMel @hittman @JCinFLA @DavidOck @DaveP

that should hopefully get things going

 

[rosesense]

You don't get out early for good behavior with your children, they are a life sentence.

 

[Zazie]

In honor of the episode of The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina that I just watched, I submit this gem from Steven Wright: “Last night, I played poker with Tarot cards … got a full house and four people died.”

 

[FranC]

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

 

[rosesense]

How many men does it take to change the toilet paper roll? No one knows, it has never been done.

 

[dawnmarie]

ok let's tag some folks to get this rolling...

@FranC @Letitia @Skunk! @ceeceeisme @Zazie @Punk In Drublic @rosesense @TylerA @Heartsdelight @PJReid @Fidola13 @dc99 @NolaMel @hittman @JCinFLA @DavidOck @DaveP

that should hopefully get things going

Thank you
!!!!

 

[mac63]

Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.

 

[stols001]

So he pointed to his head solemnly, and said, "Kidneys."

That's the punchline and if I win. I will reveal the dazzling.... Start of the joke.

Seriously, it's better just like it is. it's like the worst joke I know. So,. if I win... I promise to NOT reveal the setup (unless it is desired.)

Anna

 

[mac63]

I like to hold hands at the movies... which always seems to startle strangers.

 

[dawnmarie]

Hi Everyone!!
The winner this month is Shadav!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Send me an email at dawnsflavors@gmail.com for you code!!
Thank you everyone for participating

 

[mac63]

congrats

 

[Zazie]

Ha! More wild concoctions for you, @Shadav. We will be expecting thorough reports.

 

[Shadav]

Hi Everyone!!
The winner this month is Shadav!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Send me an email at dawnsflavors@gmail.com for you code!!
Thank you everyone for participating

wow thank you

Ha! More wild concoctions for you, @Shadav. We will be expecting thorough reports.

i forgot to tell you, i had gotten some new odd ones to play with.... guava, avocado, honeysuckle, and lemongrass

 

[Zazie]

wow thank you

i forgot to tell you, i had gotten some new odd ones to play with.... guava, avocado, honeysuckle, and lemongrass

Obviously, the first thing you need to do is mix 'em all together and see what happens.

 

[Shadav]

Hi Everyone!!
The winner this month is Shadav!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Send me an email at dawnsflavors@gmail.com for you code!!
Thank you everyone for participating

Hi Dawn,
just checking in, had sent you an email on the 2nd and wondering if you had received.
Thank you

 

[Shadav]

sorry to bother again @dawnmarie , just wondering if you'd received my email or did I not received yours?