Best Scene's/Lines from Movies...

[TexasRain104]

Did a search on this type of thread and couldnt find anything. Did a debate about it between my partner and decided that this was one of the best. Took some long needed vacation time and was trying to figure out some good movies to rent. The kids are gone to grandma's for the week and need some help coming up with some good movies.
YouTube- Watchmen - Rorschach - "You're locked in here with me!!!"[/url]

 

[Happy Domino38]

I know it's not from a movie, but I had the best radio line in Toronto for YEARS..

We got a call. In March. It was cold. It was raining. The call was a possible DOA at a construction site. Damn...well, off we go, and YUP!! There's buddy at the bottom of a site, sans head. (Fell backwards into a running table saw. )

So, I've got 10 mins till I'm off, so I called it in to our Base Hospital for a DOT Cert. Some wingnut Med Student answers the radio. I told him I had a Code 4. He asked me 'wha happened him?" What? Oh!! You don't speak ENGLISH very well! Fine, I elaborated. He comes back with, "Metro, I don't understand the picture you're trying to paint for me here.." (Only, mess that up a LOT.) After the THIRD time, I lost it. So, I said, "Here! Listen to me..CAREFULLY this time, okay? Picture THIS, okay? Are you WITH me?"

"Umm...yeeees.."

"Good! Picture this then! There's a BIG hole! There's a DEAD GUY lying at the BOTTOM of the hole...GIVE ME MY BLOODY CODE 4 TAG SO I CAN GET OUT OF HERE!!"

Needless to say, you've NEVER heard THAT much laughter on an open radio in your LIFE.

 

[TexasRain104]

LOL!!!!

Lord. Im thinking that we should start a "funny things said on the radio" thread.

 

[Happy Domino38]

Hee!!

I was also relatively famous for cursing a cab driver out when he cut in front of me. I called him everything under the SUN, m'kay? Next thing you know, we hear a, "That is NOT approved language!!" (Who's he talking to? DAMN!! It's US!! Why to re-hang the mike there Bobby!!) "This is a PUBLIC channel!! Whoever is responsible for THAT outburst will be front and center, in MY OFFICE by 0700!!"

Whew! Ha! That WAS funny, wasn't it Bobby?

"Any time at your conveinence Ms. Maclean.."

DAMN!!!

 

[rusty shackleford]

clint eastwood- " so what do you do for a living"?

Boy- "I'm a bounty hunter sir"

clint- "die'n aint much of a living boy"....

(something along those lines..)