After Z day hits would you rather:

[Mac]

Sounds useful. I'll take a pair, please. What kind of warranty are we looking at here? These guys arn't going to turn on me are they? Oh yea, and how much?

They come with an un-lifetime warranty. They are not physically capable of attacking anything without a specific command from you. Most importantly they are genetically altered and not contaigous. The only sustenance they require is a monthly vitamin shot. They can go a good three months without that before they die. As for the price... Well let's work that out later. I'll put you down for two and we can talk about compensation after the financial systems all collapse.

 

[Mac]

Fido was hilarious. I watched it on cable a couple of years ago so it's definitely out on dvd.

 

[FreakyStylie]

Yeah, it's out on video. It's great! Nice dark zombie humor. Zombie slaves, outlands, etc., etc.

 

[CES]

Fido was great!

but, Mac, I'm just a bit concerned here. Just exactly how will you make your "mutant hybrids"? I'm ok with the mutant part....but hybrid? just sayin'

I think I may head to the amazonian restoration compound instead.

 

[muttSRT]

I think Mac's plan is to take living people and the undead, experiment with the genes of each, until he has what he considers the best of both. Taking the qualities of each, until he has a new race of genetically altered mutants.

The downside to this, is that there will be a LOT of human casualties in the first experiments. People will suffer and lives will be lost. Of course, he could use all the politicians in D.C. as his first test subjects and I dont think anyone would mind. The phone book is also full of lawyers that will also be used (hopefully) in the first experiments as well.

The upside is, if he is successful, he should be able to create a work force that needs no pay, doesnt call in sick, and if they get injured or killed, they are easily replaced. If all goes according to his plans, the mutants will NOT be infected and therefore will NOT carry the Z-virus, thus making them safe.

My only concern will be when he decides that if he uses a better quality test person, he will get a better quality mutant. Then the prepared zombie hunters, such as myself, will fall victim to Mac and his experiments.

 

[CES]

Is it paranoia if Mac really IS out to get you?

 

[muttSRT]

Is it paranoia if Mac really IS out to get you?

Exactly...I am not paranoid, just cautious.

 

[Mac]

Fido was great!

but, Mac, I'm just a bit concerned here. Just exactly how will you make your "mutant hybrids"? I'm ok with the mutant part....but hybrid? just sayin'

I think I may head to the amazonian restoration compound instead.

I'm afraid that's a trade secret. But never fear. There will be no need for forced volunteers. There will be plenty of willing subjects that would do anything for a slice of pizza come Z day.

 

[Mac]

Of course, he could use all the politicians in D.C. as his first test subjects and I dont think anyone would mind. The phone book is also full of lawyers that will also be used (hopefully) in the first experiments as well.

Great ideas like this make me comfortable in my decision to name you general!

 

[whynotvap]

But what happens if we end up with immortal politicians and lawyers?!?!? Some risks just aren't worth taking no matter what the potential upside might be! Imagine an immortal Ceasar, I know Mac is...

 

[Mac]

But what happens if we end up with immortal politicians and lawyers?!?!? Some risks just aren't worth taking no matter what the potential upside might be! Imagine an immortal Ceasar, I know Mac is...

After Z day titles will be meaningless. Sure they will be immortal, but they won't be passing any vaping bans or arguing any legal cases as long as I am pulling their strings..

 

[whynotvap]

But neither can you kill them and what kind of Utopia would that be? Killing lawyers and politicians is almost as critical as killing the zombies to achieve a true paradise! If we must have politicians, let's do it the way they did in China. If your constituants say you did a good job that year, they move you to another province for another year. If they don't, you lose the job. I say we appoint by lottery when there's a vacancy and you go back to the fields/outside the walls, if you're voted out! That should be enough incentive to do the job right.

 

[zelda]

I knew I could count on you!

Where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to

Wait a minute............exactly what type of steaks are you serving?

 

[whynotvap]

Where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to

Wait a minute............exactly what type of steaks are you serving?

Now that IS the question isn't it?

 

[Mac]

Where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to

Wait a minute............exactly what type of steaks are you serving?

What type of steak would you prefer?

 

[technovapir]

Where you lead, I will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to

Wait a minute............exactly what type of steaks are you serving?

Be careful Zelda...I'm more worried about what he's putting in the Kool-Ade...You are welcome to come over to the tent anytime...We'll make Squirrel steaks if that helps...

 

[uba egar320]

What type of steak would you prefer?

Just want I wanted. For you to move right next to the window to prepare a pretty girl a steak. BAM! Better do your cooking in the basement big guy.

 

[Mac]

Ha! Eating squirrels on a rainy night in a cold tent. Boooring! Come play the loosest slots in the post apocalyptic world and you will never have to eat rodents!

 

[zelda]

My top 3 are porterhouse, T-bone, and rib eye. But London broil is also fine. I'm fine with Koolade.
I'm not fussy about which flavor.

Squirrel steaks!!! Squirrels are nothing but overgrown rats. Yeech!

 

[uba egar320]

I won't be in the tent Mac. It's hard to tell where I'll be. Maybe in a tree. Or maybe standing next to a hillside covered in mud. Like this guy/\. Do you know where he learned that move. One guess.