Be hold up in a tent somewhere eating cold beans out of a can? Or kick back eating steak and shrimp on Doctor Morbid's discount super zombie resort and casino?
After Z day hits would you rather:
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Oh, snap! I think there might be an ad for Doctor Morbid's discount super zombie resort and casino coming to an episode of Frequency-Z soon.
Hmmm, what are the rates like on this resort? Is payment in paper, coin, or something else... I'm a little shocked some of you signed on without even seeing the rental agreement... Tsk, tsk, tsk... you might be paying with a pound of flesh and the rates just might be by the hour! I thought I was teaching you all better than this. *sigh*
Besides, I'm holding out for Vice-God and a Captains Club medallion.
Besides, I'm holding out for Vice-God and a Captains Club medallion.
if it means siding with dr morbid, i will eat cold beans.
The human race WILL prevail Dr Morbid. If I have to lead them myself, I will...
The human race WILL prevail Dr Morbid. If I have to lead them myself, I will...
Hmmm, what are the rates like on this resort? Is payment in paper, coin, or something else... I'm a little shocked some of you signed on without even seeing the rental agreement... Tsk, tsk, tsk... you might be paying with a pound of flesh and the rates just might be by the hour! I thought I was teaching you all better than this. *sigh*
Besides, I'm holding out for Vice-God and a Captains Club medallion.
Its funny that so many are willing to give up so quickly...Dr Morbid is flashing a pretty little picture and promising a fun time aboard his casino, but personally, I think all of you who fall for it will either a) become feed for his zombie horde or b) be used in his evil experiments. Either way, Dr Morbid can only promise you DEATH.
And I will say this right now, all who fall for his smoke and mirrors and pledge allegiance to Dr Morbid, WILL become top priority for extinction from the human race.
Dr Evil...you CAN NOT switch sides now...you are our only link to Ivan, and we need Ivan.
OK. I voted for beans in a tent. I shall not be lured by shrimp and punch and possible beatings. Chuck Norris would pick the tent, and so shall I.
There. My die has been cast! Goddess help me now.
There. My die has been cast! Goddess help me now.
My tent would be relatively near the casino. People say there is safety in numbers. The numbers just attract attention. I'd eat my beans and watch the zombies line up like ______fill in the blank______ at Walmart. Groups with less than 20 members for the win.
Very reasonable, with easy and interest free credit.
After Z day, traditional money and precious metals will be worthless. I will have plenty of food and water and weaponry and mutant bodygaurds for everybody. As for payment, we can work something out I am sure. Everyone is good at something...
Nonsense. In the zombie apocalypse all bets are off. This one is for the survival of the species and my plan makes sense. Consider history's lessons up to this point. Humanity is self destructive and arrogant. Every civilization no matter how great has fallen. How safe will you feel if you are the only person on the block without a few Dr Morbid brand urban pacification bio weapons or some anti Z-serum laced e-liquid??
Both are optional. We can find a payment program right for every one! From the post apocalyptic gladiator to the frightened tax professional. Doctor Morbid can help!
Don't be so hard on yourself. You have been doing a fine job!
I will mention this to the shareholders at the next board meeting. No promises but I will see if I can pull some strings.Besides, I'm holding out for Vice-God and a Captains Club medallion.
Awesome! You are racking up lots of complimentery casino chips already! I may have an executive position for you if you are interested. Good taste in gasmasks is usually an indicator of potential for upper level management.
The presidential suite will be reserved for you on Z-day. Thank you for your patronage.
Such a debbie downer! All of my guests will be perfectly safe as long as they aren't late on their payments! Why there won't be a safer place in the whole world! You'll get tired of beans eventually..
Just think of how many zombies you can kill riding around on a custom hybrid wolf lizard! Imagine being able to vape a cherry flavored z-serum if you get bit! Why, with talent like yours, you could be the general of the anti zombie extermination squads.. I could provide you with the means to swarm across the globe immoliating all who refuse to ask for brains nicely, in a designated brain consumption area.
(I can hear it now Mutt) "You are in violation of brain consumption regulations. Prepare to be exterminated!" (insert flamethrower and motorcycle noises)
I have slept on it and have realized that even I was tempted by the glorious fruit Mac is offering. But I have come to believe that this fruit, is pure poison. Therefore, I will turn down your offer of General.
Instead, I think I may have found ground zero in the zombie apocalypse, and therefore I MUST take out Mac before he can unleash both the virus and the swarm of the undead upon the world.
Mac, uhm....I have a delivery for Dr Morbid at his secret location. Can I have the address? I promise its not a nuke.....(shhh, dont tell Mac, but its gonna be a nuke
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Instead, I think I may have found ground zero in the zombie apocalypse, and therefore I MUST take out Mac before he can unleash both the virus and the swarm of the undead upon the world.
Mac, uhm....I have a delivery for Dr Morbid at his secret location. Can I have the address? I promise its not a nuke.....(shhh, dont tell Mac, but its gonna be a nuke
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