101 Ways how to pick up chicks with an ecig

[FxCannon]

101 Ways to pick up chicks with an ecig.. lets hear them

 

[jj2]

How about a few for picking up guys. Fair is fair!

 

[melloyello]

100 e cigs in my backpack

 

[melloyello]

EDIT: delete

 

[Filibuster]

Is that a Provari in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[renthepen]

Question: "Is that an electronic cigarette?"

Answer: "Yeah, babe, yeah. Wanna try it? I mean, to try it naked in my hottub. You, me and your two girlfriends I mean."

Alternate answer: "Yeah, babe, it's called an Evo. It looks like a tampon does it? I can show you how to use it muhahaha"

 

[Austiiin]

INSERT: Alone for ever meme here

 

[Suicidebob]

INSERT: Alone for ever meme here

LOL!

Was going to post this.. But seeing you already did... Never mind.

 

[AlexTheNewb]

Question: "Is that an electronic cigarette?"

Answer: "Yeah, babe, yeah. Wanna try it? I mean, to try it naked in my hottub. You, me and your two girlfriends I mean."

Alternate answer: "Yeah, babe, it's called an Evo. It looks like a tampon does it? I can show you how to use it muhahaha"

Ew i couldn't imagine vaping out of a pv after it's been in places like that. Jesus man

 

[ctourtelot]

Question: "Is that an electronic cigarette?"

Answer: "Yeah, babe, yeah. Wanna try it? I mean, to try it naked in my hottub. You, me and your two girlfriends I mean."

Alternate answer: "Yeah, babe, it's called an Evo. It looks like a tampon does it? I can show you how to use it muhahaha"

lol I could have gone all night without that visual.

Ugh, I need to go bleach myself now 8-o

 

[Dana A]

Offer me a free Provari or a Rio and I will get in to your van.... Did I just say that????? LOL OMG

 

[ogredog]

Do u got a light?
No this is electronic (smiley face)
Oh. (Eye roll) turns around
Nerd (under breath)

 

[krnxguhj33]

I don't like to show it on the first date but fine... I'll show you the tip; it's shiny.

 

[jkmtwo]

Yes my Provari is battery operated......no.......it does not vibrate.......but I do.....

 

[TravTech]

I have to periodically inhale liquid kryptonite to remain like you earth inhabitants. You should be around when I stop.

 

[kingcobra]

Come over to my place baby and I'll show you my vaping toys! If she is a vaper, come to think of it, that might actually work

 

[Striker911]

Not sure mine is appropriate. That line people say. Blowing smoke up her ace.

Now baby, I wont blow no smoke up ur ***. Hope someone else thinks thats funny. Even if just a little.

 

[SilentEcho13]

I've actually sat around vaping outside and met a few girls by doing just that.

"Here, suck on this, it tastes like candy"

 

[jkmtwo]

I ask my wife all the time if she wants to take a little toot...........


I'm not talking about my pv.......

 

[Iffy]

Gotta say that thus far, this thread is the most reveling reason why some guys still suck air in their parents basements!