In that case, I'd certainly look into a multi-processor motherboard. Maybe liquid cooling.
Oh come on! I ought to be able to do it on a Raspberry Pi board. This would enable me to use it discretely as well.
Maybe I just skip the best ecig and go right on to recoiling an android. I hear they run on dumb phones. Got to be pretty dumb to have keys so small an ape like me cannot tap them.