Lets Think about this...
Plane at 35,000 Feet - Check
Spool of Wire - Check
Wire Cutters - Check
Unknown Box with Digital Readout on it - Check
Air Marshal taking Safety of his Sidearm - Check
Pilot Declaring an Air Emergency - Check
Plane Diverted to Nearest Airport for Emergency Landing - Check
Matching set of Chrome Plated Bracelets - Check
9 Hour Homeland Security Interrogation - Check
Arraignment Date Set - Check
CNN Coverage about e-Cigarettes causes Plane Flight make Emergency Landing - Check
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Thread about Entire Ordeal posted to ECF - Check