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[Cnew]

Dinklage screamed aloud, "NON SERVIAM!"
His followers echoed the cry, each yelling "Non serviam!! Non serviam!!!"

In an instant... they all ...just...disappeared!

Dinklage, Kool Aid guy, and thousands of angry Big tobacco supporters ...evaporated, in a giant cloud of vapor.

As the distinct sour odor of smelly socks rose up and blew away, Gizzy, Sasquatch and all their friends sighed a great sigh.

No, they were not happy that Dinklage et al. had chosen not to abide the Vaper Community credo. In fact, it made them sad, since they knew that the choice had been freely and intentionally made.

Why would anyone choose NOT to be happy and have interior peace, Gizzy wondered....

 

[ShogaNinja]

Now that Dinklage and KAM had a change of heart they wandered off, threw their e-cigs down and were never seen or heard from again. In their absence though, a power vacuum ensued. There would be another to take their place for Big tobacco's cause. It was only a matter of time.

As the crew went out to party they noticed a segment on the news that the FDA was going to ban all ecigs. BT had gotten to them. The drinks would have to wait, for their work would never be done.

The next day, just after the sun rose to its zenith, they all noticed that...

 

[Cnew]

life was good. They were blessed with so many good things: a new day, a beautiful sunrise, the quiet of the morning, the sound of the surf on the beach nearby, the smell of salt air, the sounds of halyards clinking against sailboat masts in the distance....
how had they not noticed all this before, they wondered to themselves.
Suddenly they each realized that they were here to do something more. Something greater than their previous self-focused goals.
They intuitively knew that they had each been created for a specific mission, with individual and purposeful talents to be used towards that single goal.....

 

[somejerk]

life was good. They were blessed with so many good things: a new day, a beautiful sunrise, the quiet of the morning, the sound of the surf on the beach nearby, the smell of salt air, the sounds of halyards clinking against sailboat masts in the distance....
how had they not noticed all this before, they wondered to themselves.
Suddenly they each realized that they were here to do something more. Something greater than their previous self-focused goals.
They intuitively knew that they had each been created for a specific mission, with individual and purposeful talents to be used towards that single goal.....

and that goal was worldwide understanding of each other, collectively. their individual paths would have to be discovered to make sure worldwide understanding could occur.

 

[Cnew]

Taking the first steps toward this goal, Gizzy decided he must help create a positive environment to encourage everyone and build hope. So he turned to the crowd and yelled, "ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE!"

 

[skydragon]

Bring your own cones!!!!!!

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Because nobody kept cones on hand, people were getting their scoops straight into their gaping mouths. As delicious as this might be, it caused horrible brain freezes

 

[Racehorse]

....and a few toothaches, too.

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

after the ice cream fiasco, everybody turned on poor Gizzy

 

[Racehorse]

....but he said he would abide by the ethos of the new vapers coalition, he was tired of all the infighting and outfighting, too.

A new decade would transpire, one in which all the energy once used for war and fighting would now be used for innovation, creativity, and many wonderful new avenues for vapers to vape and create neat stuff to vape on and with.

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

With this inspiring speech, Mechmod Man began work on his new ultimate device. This device also had 10 features even more extraordinary than the last one. They were...

 

[Racehorse]

1) Lifetime warranty

 

[Cnew]

2. Completely free of charge ***no shipping either **

 

[ShogaNinja]

3) lifetime battery replacement

 

[aikanae1]

4) It could be printed from plans on your computer and it didn't leech anything harmful with juices. This also gave everyone a lifetime supply.

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[vvaappeerr]

5) Assorted Free Wraps

 

[ShogaNinja]

6) a sophisticated plan design so that it could be printed with a 3D printer.

 

[skydragon]

7

A battery that never needs to be charged.

 

[somejerk]

8
a self-filling, self- rebuilding tank attachment.

 

[Cnew]

9. lifetime supply of e liquid for mod, any desired flavor, strength and size