There's a female in my life. Her name's Abby. She's a bit insecure, but adores me. She wants me to hold her constantly, and gets angry to the point of biting if I stop holding and stroking her hair...
Ok, so she's a cat, but I'm wondering, how's this any different from when I was married? Can I really call myself single when I've gotta deal with these things?

Ok, so she's a cat, but I'm wondering, how's this any different from when I was married? Can I really call myself single when I've gotta deal with these things?