My twin niece's call me uncle meame.

badamsiosllc

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Probably because I like to tease them.

My name is Brian Adams. With an i not a y. Often times when I tell someone my name, they will say" like the Rockstar in canada?"

I'm 5 ft 2 so I will say " yeah, I lopt him off at the knees, stole his identity and forgot to take his wallet.

Well, what else might you want to read?

I am 61 years old, and retired at the age of 48. I owned an Internet Security firm where we tested businesses to see if they were vulnerable to hackers.

I have two boys, one is 36 and the other is 35 and I have four grandkids. Two girls and two boys. The older boy lives in St Louis Illinois. The other lives in Traverse Bay Michigan. My wife and I are from Holland Michigan.

The younger boy has hair the color of Carrot Top. At the age of 18 years old, he wore that Carrot Top hair, walked into Pizza Hut where he worked, and robbed them at gunpoint when they opened the doors. Even dumber yet, he knew damn well that the cash register starts the day with only $100.

That earned him 8 years in prison. While he was there he earned his bachelor's degree in business Administration.

When he got out, one of our friends got him a job the day he got out. He works at a company that makes pavers and other similar products.

He now has a wife, three kids and a beautiful home on 10 acres of land! He is now a director at the company.

We moved out here to Oakdale California 20 years ago. Haven't seen him in 20 years, never met his wife or children.

This past March we bought tickets to fly him and his family out here to see Jeff Dunham and his puppets. Second best show I have ever seen, the first being Roger Waters doing the wall.

His youngest boy is 6 years old and can name every capital in every state in the US. He knows almost every country in the world and can name all of the planets in order. This kid is scary smart.

We went to San Francisco to see the Golden Gate Bridge and tour Alcatraz. We went to the Calaveras big tree State Park. This is where the sequoia trees are at.

Lucky for them, the road to Yosemite National Park was open.

We went to the shooting range with my 45 and targets with a picture of a president. I won't say which one because I might offend people.

He has a 16-year-old stepson that we brought with us to the shooting range. I emptied a clip, my boy empty the clip, we Reloaded and turned to hand the gun to his son.

The kid stood there like a deer caught in the Headlights. I went to the next stall, and picked up a shell from their 9 mil. Placed it in the Shell of my 45 and shook it around so he could see how much smaller it was.

Still not moving. Took him out to the counter and asked the man to show him a 22. Put that inside the 9 mil shook it around and ask him if he wanted to try it. He reluctantly agreed.

I showed him how to hold it and aim it. Is very first shot hit the President right between the eyes. "He said that's freaking cool!"

What's that got to do with vaping? He turned me onto it. Not to mention I am extremely proud of him.
 

badamsiosllc

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Welcome to the forum. It's called a magazine, not a clip. As Uncle would say "Just sayin".
LOL! Hey, that's true, isn't it? Not real familiar with all the terms, I bought the thing because somebody broke into my house a few years ago.

My wife bought me a t-shirt that says " now I lay me down to sleep beside my bed a gun I keep. If I awake and you're inside a Coroner's van will be your last ride."
 
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