I'm sure you all have seen this or something similar but it bears reposting.
22 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A TRUE FLORIDIAN
1. Socks are only for bowling.
2. You never use an umbrella because the rain will be over in five minutes.
3. A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
4. Your winter coat is made of denim.
5. You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
6. Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
7. You know where Yeehaw Junction is.
8. You’re sure that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
9. You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
10. You dread love bug season.
11. You are on a first name basis with the hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Irma. You know them as Michael, Andrew, Charley, Irma, etc.
12. You know what a snowbird is.
13. You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
14. “Down South” means Key West.
15. Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church.
16. You have a drawer full of shorts and Ts but only one sweatshirt.
17. You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
18. A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
19. You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer.
20. You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee and Apalachicola.
21. You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years.
22. You recognize Miami-Dade as "Northern Cuba."