"Dad Jokes"

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[MLEJ]

Why do expensive, fancy restaurants offer snails?



Because they don't serve fast food.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[somdcomputerguy]

 

[DavidOck]

I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems.

So I bought 2.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[DavidOck]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[Nermal]

Good one!

 

[DavidOck]

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[somdcomputerguy]

To fart on an elevator is wrong on many levels..

 

[DavidOck]

We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[DavidOck]

6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

 

[MLEJ]

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?



'cuz if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

 

[DavidOck]

Why should you never date a baker?

They're too kneady.

 

[somdcomputerguy]

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?