I swear every time I put down my vape it goes off some place else, maybe where my keys and phone sometimes hang out.. now I have located my vape the battery is flashing and I cant locate the charger and speaking of all this I haven't the slightest idea where my juice is, I think I left it downstairs. There should be a sad song made about this.
Can't find my Vape
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I would lose the TrackR, thinking more of a kit where I can store everything and strap it to my body or face... I think when I give up smoking I probably will not be losing it so often
Been there. First it starts off with mild frustration as you search for it. You think you know where it is but its isn't where you put it. So you start seething, knocking things about and slamming things down as your frustration builds to genuine anger. "Where is it?!?!" say the voices in your head! You go up stairs, down stairs and into the basement. No luck "DAMN! For the love of all things, WHERE IS IT!" Now the voices in your head are shouting....shouting...then you realize those voices aren't in your head, it's you shouting! Your wife asks you what you are looking for and you tell her. She says "It's probably the last place you left it" You think "Duh, what am I an imbecile?" She volunteers to help you find it and in the process asks you if you've looked in all the places you've already looked, torquing you off even more. And then it dawns on you, she moved it. Of course! She's always moving your stuff under the guise of tidying up. Why can't she just leave your stuff alone? Why? Why does she have to touch it you yell at her. Now you resent marrying her and think of all the ways she ruined your life! If you never married her, you'd have your vape and the car keys in your hands right now! You could be vaping and driving right now, a happy man! But NO, she ruined it. Ruined it all! With the nic withdrawal amping you into hyper overdrive, you start contemplating divorce or worse, pushing her down the stairs and thinking about how free you'd be if one of those happened. Yeah! Free as a bird to vape peacefully and as much as you like!
Just then, she finds them in your coat pocket, right in front you! You grab your vape and take in a big, satisfying, calming, cloud creating, soul saving inhale. As you exhale and the cloud clears around her, this woman you hated 5 seconds ago is transformed into an angel. An angel who married you despite all your flaws. An angel who is the finder of things. And you are glad you didn't push her down the stairs. She asks you to take out the trash and your eye twitches but you settle back down and agree to do, blowing clouds the whole way.
Simple, I just leave stuff all over the house, so wherever I end up, there's always something handy. When I'm out and about it's either in my hand or in my pocket, and when I watch TV I'll just leave it on the coffee table in front of me. Or in my lap, and then it skitters across the floor when I forget its there and stand up. I guess I may have misplaced it once or twice when I've gone into the kitchen or something, and then put it down because I need both hands for a minute.
you must be a part time vaper.... mine is always within reach or in my hand... 
Well, the wallet, credit cards, Rolexs, and keys to the Bentley and bikes are in the center bathroom drawer. My house located at...
I always thought that set-ups were to easy to fall over and break a tank, so I have souvenir mugs in each room. To stand them in. Actually, if I am dripping, a smallish bottle fits in, too.
I even have one on the bike. The inside pocket of my vest works, too.
I always thought that set-ups were to easy to fall over and break a tank, so I have souvenir mugs in each room. To stand them in. Actually, if I am dripping, a smallish bottle fits in, too.
I even have one on the bike. The inside pocket of my vest works, too.
Ha, my Cuboid disappeared today. I looked everywhere, all over the house, in both trucks, even though I was only in 1 vehicle today. I couldn't find it. I finally gave up and settled down with another device when my brother called and asked if I was missing something. He had stopped by the house earlier and accidentally picked my Cuboid up thinking it was his and took it home with him Found it
Found it
I know the feeling...A few days ago I lost my MVP3 Pro and then my wife wasn't even looking for it but then she found it...The day that the MVP was found then my Evic mini decides it wants to go into hiding somewhere. And it had my favorite tank on it as well.
This may rank right up there with such imponderable unsolved mysteries as where do socks go after you put them in the dryer?....
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I know, right? I just bought 3 new pairs of copper athletic socks. After washing them I now only have 2 1/2 pair. The missing sock is nowhere to be found
I know, right? I just bought 3 new pairs of copper athletic socks. After washing them I now only have 2 1/2 pair. The missing sock is nowhere to be found
I have a theory about a dimensional vortex that is generated by dryers and goes for socks, but I can't prove it.
This is a funny thread... I've never lost track of my mod...
Of course I have mods scattered all over the house...5 on my desk, 2 by the sofa, 2 by the bed, 2 in the car, 2 on my work bench in the garage and even a backup in the bathroom....
go figure...
Of course I have mods scattered all over the house...5 on my desk, 2 by the sofa, 2 by the bed, 2 in the car, 2 on my work bench in the garage and even a backup in the bathroom....
go figure...
it isnt the dryer.... its the washer
dryers dont produce enuf centrifugal velocity to produce the vortex.... but the washer will on spin/dry cycle
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