Update: I took the tank to bits and washed it but when I tried once more to put it back together, I got the same result as I did before - the damn thing just spins and won’t tighten. So I ordered a new tank and it arrived this morning. I thought that the new tank might help me to diagnose the problem with the old one, so I took the bottom off the new tank and put it on the old one and vice-versa - and they both went on perfectly! Took them off again and put the old bottom with the old tank AND IT SPINS AGAIN!!? How can that even be??? And
WHY did I buy the gunmetal one? If I’d have bought black, I could have just swapped them over and left them swapped. These are not real questions, I’m just venting my frustrations and disbelief. I honestly cannot believe what I’m seeing.
Am I on Candid Camera?