You know you are getting old when...
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns.
George Burns.
Great one, had to google what "reach up to" meant.My fault american english, but still wanted to have a girl with money on the mind asking for money while I looked up in public, really
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You know you are getting old when...
... ya can't find da two ECF ol' farts threads dat would make ya feel right at home!
OL' FART VAPIN' - obviously vaping related
OL' FART BS PORCH - hey, it's da LOUNGE
If ya can't find us, we can't help ya. If ya do find us and ya ferget your way back, chances are we'll send out a search party!
Rock on...
... ya can't find da two ECF ol' farts threads dat would make ya feel right at home!
OL' FART VAPIN' - obviously vaping related
OL' FART BS PORCH - hey, it's da LOUNGE
If ya can't find us, we can't help ya. If ya do find us and ya ferget your way back, chances are we'll send out a search party!
Rock on...
When you listen to BBC Radio 4 and watch Poirot
-hangs head in shame-
.. I'm 22
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-hangs head in shame-
.. I'm 22
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When every time you hear someone talking about 'twerking' as if it's a dance you immediately want to throw up in your mouth & shake your head in disgust.
When you find AARP membership forms in your mailbox...been getting them for 8 years.
When you and your friends spent the weekend running around in the car with just the spare change in your pockets
ouch.. in them days a dollar bill got us 5 gallons of gas, a pack of Marlboro and 6 cents back in change..
When your TV signed off for the night.
When you didn't have to run out for milk and bread because it was on your porch.
The very loud noise when your coal truck was filling up the coal bin in your basement.
When you didn't have to run out for milk and bread because it was on your porch.
The very loud noise when your coal truck was filling up the coal bin in your basement.
When the only thing you can sink your teeth into is a jar of Efferdent.
When the little old lady you help across the street is your wife.
When you see a pretty woman and wonder what her mother looks like.
When the little old lady you help across the street is your wife.
When you see a pretty woman and wonder what her mother looks like.
When you are 100% convinced Savannah is better that New Orleans for an "adult pop" vacation.
ps- I do.
ps- I do.
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