VapeApe Soft Opening Contest!!!

[amort]

VapeApe Soft Opening Contest ​

Hey ECF! This is Adam from VapeApe. We have been working hard for months formulating flavors and making sure they were just right! We are just about ready for a soft opening and to celebrate we wanted to give away 1020 10ml bottles of our liquids for free! We work hard to make sure each flavor is just right and shows the love we have for our product.

All of our e-liquids are 100% made in America. Each batch is made to order so you know it hasn't been sitting on a shelf for months! So how do you win? Easy! I swear it is!

Just post a picture or joke that makes us laugh. (keep it pg-13 please )

Rules:
3 entries per person
contest will last until midnight EST Saturday the 18th
winners will be chosen at random

Prizes:
10 winners will receive ONE TWO 10ml bottle in their choice of flavor and strength!

We are constantly expanding our line up of flavors but here is a current list you will be able to choose from

Butterscotch
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Balls of fire (cinnamon)
Granny Apple
Peach
Strawberry Watermelon Bubblegum
Peppermint Patty
Strawberry Banana Smoothie
Electric Watermelon
Grape juice

That's it! Get your entries in and good luck everybody!

And the winners are......
Post# - Name
8 - Weinner
14 - davelog
20 - hamgod
29 - odium
34 - spacekitty
47 - Debadoo
52 - thehangdude
64 - lettucehead
72 - Reddhott
82 - MrsCasey

Congratulations all winners! Please PM me your details of two flavors you would like to try and your address

 

[Loveridden]

Hey - Welcome to ECF and thanks for the contest!!! Since you didn't specify what to put in the posts I am gonna post the top 3 juices of yours I would like to try First up, I would like to try:
Strawberry Watermelon Bubblegum - that just sounds so delicious!!!

 

[Loveridden]

Next one I would like to try is Peppermint Patty, I just love peppermint juice and it looks like my fav one is being discontinued, so am trying out other people's peppermints to hopefully find that "one" again!

 

[Loveridden]

3rd is a tie - I LOVE LOVE LOVE apple juices, have had the most luck with them. So am intrigued to try your granny apple. BUT I also can't resist trying a new grape juice either, love the flavor of grape but it's hard to find a good grape juice!! I have one fav that is with menthol and another which is pretty good, but still looking for that one that is perfect!!

 

[Venusjade]

Post #1

 

[weinner]

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking.

".Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"."Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

."No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

 

[weinner]

A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop.".The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars.".The man then begins to undo his pants and begins ...... . He starts ...... all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup..The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars.".The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money..The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet.".The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could pee all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."

 

[weinner]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately.needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my.gas with the beat of the music.

.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,.and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

.Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

 

[bigoted]

post # 1

 

[Debadoo]

Congrats on your opening, and welcome to ECF!! Thanks for the contest!!

Post 1

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end.

That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But,he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood,so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed.

The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.

"Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go?" "I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers."

"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied, "You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?"

"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night,anyway?"

"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror."

 

[bigoted]

post # 2

 

[bigoted]

post # 3


Thanks for the contest

 

[spacekitty]

#1 - Welcome to the ECF!!

 

[davelog]

#1

Thanks for the contest!

 

[Wabbeln]

#1 Thanks for the contest.

 

[Wabbeln]

#2

 

[Wabbeln]

#3

 

[windy33]

#1

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[Odium]

Since it is my goal to try all flame or hot candy type cinnamon vapes I would love to try you're Balls OF Fire! And in commemoration of this I will wear a thong while riding my ten speed through rings of FIRE! (This is my entry #1 even if it's not all that funny)

 

[hamgod]

Thanks for the contest