A. I would LOVE to be a Halon.
B. We're also going to need t-shirts, hats, pins, and probably those cute electric cars.. Preferably in iridescent..
i'm with you up until electric cars...i'd prefer something capable of doing the speed limit on a highway...especially in the left lane where apparently every Prius driver thinks they belong. you can see the look on their faces "why are all these people right on my rear bumper?"
no, we need muscle cars, cars fitted to actually burn more fossil fuels than normal. in fact, cars with special engines that you can actually put something into, like say a cat, and it will convert it into fossil fuel. Then it will just expel the fuel, not even use it in the engine, because who wants evil cat fuel in their car?