I have seen the light of the closet alcoholic housewife.
Housekeeping and cleaning is so much more bearable while drunk.
Isn't it grand how I've created this
thread but I've come to own it more like a blog? I rule. Also spell check it awesome, though I'm really not /that/ incredibly inebriated, but I am a poor speller. Mom liked to drive that home, along with noting my greasy hair. Oh you poor thing.