Changed my mind... There are gonna be 5 winners!!
The winners are:
Striker: The rule of thumb: You can hit your wife with a stick on Sunday, only if its no thicker than your thumb.
Redgypsy: Detonating a nuclear
device within city limits results in a $500 fine.
jj2: One may not pee in his neighbors mouth.
IThrenodyI: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40lbs.
Manimal: A man can force any single woman to marry him is he discovers her picking her nose while sitting in a car at traffic lights.