Little girl in the pet store (joke)

[sheilalynn]

You'll see why I think this little joke is kinda cute...just look at my avatar to see why

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Little girl in the pet store (joke)

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack
wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

 

[pipe6078]

funny thanks for the laugh

 

[aspen]

OK that was funny and got a chuckle. Here is a stupid one.

Little girl was in the back yard in a nice sun dress. She was filling some dirt over a hole in the ground. The neighbor next door looked over the fence and saw this little girls who looked so nice in the sun dress. But as he looked harder he noticed her dress was all dirty. He asked how come you are so dirty and what are you doing there? She replied that her goldfish had died and she buried right here. The neighbor says well why do you have such a big hole for such a small fish? She looked him right in the eye and said well your cat ate my goldfish.

I never tell jokes cause I am terrible at it but this was so cute and stupid.

 

[sheilalynn]

That is cute...and I even like cats, hehe