Shame on you Nicoticket. All I am trying to do is be healthier, stay off of analogues and what not, and you decide the best thing is to substitute it with another one of my past addictions?!
I used to be addicted to Zotz. I'd go and spend a whole change jar worth of quarters on them and just consume them one after another. Do you know how bad that amount of sugar is for me? I spent fives of dollars every month on Zotz, and you think it is a good idea to include them with my order? That's money I could spend on other things....like...anchovies or Hot Wheels!
I got an orange flavored Zot with my 30 ml of Betelgeuse the other day. I don't even usually like orange, but I couldn't open it fast enough! This is not the sign of a healthy addiction-free person.
I suggest you start including things like 1000 year eggs or castor oil with your liquid shipments. Things people don't usually get addicted to. (Or at least I hope not...)
...I'm so mad I can barely type!
But in all seriousness. I love Zotz. They're really hard to find in my area, so I am usually just as excited for the Zot as I am for the liquid inside the purple bubble mailer. Does anyone else have this addictive tendency to want to eat an absurd number of Zotz? Should I blame Nicoticket?
I used to be addicted to Zotz. I'd go and spend a whole change jar worth of quarters on them and just consume them one after another. Do you know how bad that amount of sugar is for me? I spent fives of dollars every month on Zotz, and you think it is a good idea to include them with my order? That's money I could spend on other things....like...anchovies or Hot Wheels!
I got an orange flavored Zot with my 30 ml of Betelgeuse the other day. I don't even usually like orange, but I couldn't open it fast enough! This is not the sign of a healthy addiction-free person.
I suggest you start including things like 1000 year eggs or castor oil with your liquid shipments. Things people don't usually get addicted to. (Or at least I hope not...)
...I'm so mad I can barely type!
But in all seriousness. I love Zotz. They're really hard to find in my area, so I am usually just as excited for the Zot as I am for the liquid inside the purple bubble mailer. Does anyone else have this addictive tendency to want to eat an absurd number of Zotz? Should I blame Nicoticket? 
...got to get the small packets because no matter how many, I'd eat the lot! 
