News we would like to see...

[Vocalek]

Familiar with the news spoof site, The Onion?

FDA Approves Putting Picture Of Trish On Cigarette Packs | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

That one is merely amusing. The story we would like to see, but never will, is this one.

Nation Finally Breaks Down And Begs Its Smart People To Just Fix Everything | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Spazmelda]

LOL! I love The Onion.

 

[pianoguy]

I always get a kick out of the Onion - I'd like some of whatever they're, uh, vaping. ;-)

 

[rothenbj]

Wow, spoof Perry finally said something that made sense.

However the other article missed the other images the FDA is planning to use-

WINNING!

 

[Vocalek]

Jim: We have to put you to work writing some clever ads for CASAA.