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Honest honey! Cougars are a lot more open minded than you've heard!"
What could have been if
The Notebook was written by H.P. Lovecraft and directed by Guillermo del Toro.
So my friend said "all you have to do is kiss this toad dude"
What do you mean I'm adopted???
This is the last time I use eHarmony!
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My late husband, Gerald, collected colons too.
Hurry up Scottie! It's lookin at me weird!
My caption for today......
"Is it true what they say about big feet?"
Dude you need a snickers..
10 brave warriors have entered the battle but only two remain. Find out who will rule them all, after the commercial break.
No, I never would have guessed you were the 1st test tube baby!
Go for the knees, "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain."
I thought I had a good disguise going but the first person that saw me asked, "Hey is that you?" and I had to say "Yeah_its_me"
I TOLD you not to buy that cheap Chinese ....... But OH NO you said "don't worry dear I hear it makes you REALLY horny". So how's that working out for ya now honey?
"She likes me.............She really likes me"