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Novella Chapter 69 Subchapter 68 (I'll owe you one).
** Ciego slumps over on his stump as Lefty, his favorite amputee gal stirs in hungover slumber.**
Whaa-aaa? I didn't touch a drop last night...well, except for the delictable drops of joose that made it onto my hot little atty. Yep, the A.N.U.S. (Armageddon Nicotine Use System - Patents Pending) sure saw a lot of use last night. Poor A.N.U.S. is still leaking joose all over my pants...
But since I didn't drink any booze last night, nor lick any bufo toads...why does my head feel so bad this morning?
** Ciego rummages in his pack, seeking aspirin, a bottle of water and a granola bar. Sadly, all he finds is a torn thong and a pocket .....
willow. **
Aw, crap. Oh, now I remember. I think I fell off that stoopid dock 54 times. My best thong is *rruined*. This is a real bummer; Mini_Art embroided the International Blind Pedestrian Symbol right over the Happy Pouch...now the blind guy stick figure is missing his stick...looks like this thing got chewed up by possums... Gawd, the furry little critters even bit off the blind stick guy's head! And Lord! What's that *smell?*
** Ciego continues to rummage in his pack...**
Chewing gum. Check.
Bosnian Ticklers (the French ones were too expensive). Check.
Small can of Crisco.... check.
Socks....check...
Machete...OUCH! Aw crap.... check...
80 kilovolt stun gun....BRRrrrrrrrrzap! - Aw, crap! Ouch! (but hey... I'm thinkin' ULTRA HV PV....)
Dental floss...check.
Mental floss...check
Dental dams....check (don't go into the .....
willows without these, bucko...)
But no granola bar, no water...and worse, no aspirin. Oh...my head.
** Ciego pulls the hood of his custom-tailored monk's robe over his throbbing head...yeah, that one... and rolls over behind the wild rose bush to take a nap.**
** Ciego slumps over on his stump as Lefty, his favorite amputee gal stirs in hungover slumber.**
Whaa-aaa? I didn't touch a drop last night...well, except for the delictable drops of joose that made it onto my hot little atty. Yep, the A.N.U.S. (Armageddon Nicotine Use System - Patents Pending) sure saw a lot of use last night. Poor A.N.U.S. is still leaking joose all over my pants...
But since I didn't drink any booze last night, nor lick any bufo toads...why does my head feel so bad this morning?
** Ciego rummages in his pack, seeking aspirin, a bottle of water and a granola bar. Sadly, all he finds is a torn thong and a pocket .....
willow. **
Aw, crap. Oh, now I remember. I think I fell off that stoopid dock 54 times. My best thong is *rruined*. This is a real bummer; Mini_Art embroided the International Blind Pedestrian Symbol right over the Happy Pouch...now the blind guy stick figure is missing his stick...looks like this thing got chewed up by possums... Gawd, the furry little critters even bit off the blind stick guy's head! And Lord! What's that *smell?*
** Ciego continues to rummage in his pack...**
Chewing gum. Check.
Bosnian Ticklers (the French ones were too expensive). Check.
Small can of Crisco.... check.
Socks....check...
Machete...OUCH! Aw crap.... check...
80 kilovolt stun gun....BRRrrrrrrrrzap! - Aw, crap! Ouch! (but hey... I'm thinkin' ULTRA HV PV....)
Dental floss...check.
Mental floss...check
Dental dams....check (don't go into the .....
willows without these, bucko...)
But no granola bar, no water...and worse, no aspirin. Oh...my head.
** Ciego pulls the hood of his custom-tailored monk's robe over his throbbing head...yeah, that one... and rolls over behind the wild rose bush to take a nap.**
I had a feeling it was going to be a nappin sort of day round here. No reason needed....those who enjoy those precious moments of stealing a little bit of time from the day...just to sigh and drift off....nope no reason need......zzzzzzzzz
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That's what I figured when I gave you the facepalm
I watched/listened to a few while doing other tasks and saw one that was "unvapable" "go back to analogs" I was curious other than the "prank" juices how many you find like that. As a vendor I don't vape others juice so I was curious but remember being a consumer and there were quite a few.I just clicked on the last post, it's a busy Monday....... er Tuesday and I'll try to catch up on responses along the way, which BTW (not a joose) our BFF (a new joose) won the contest at the HH (forum and not joose)
Crab Juice
Tuna
Grilled Shrimp
Pizza
Trail Mix
Ginger
Those were some of the top nasties, off the top of my head. There are probably more, but Dog hasn't finished the video processing. Once that's done, I get to do the descriptions and tagging/etc. I purposely left the bad ones off our "Juices to Review" list so he wouldn't catch "wind" of them prior to doing it. Sad to say, I think I broke him after doing the "nasty" series. I had like 20 KBVs, 10 Sweet-Vapes and some other misc to do. We couldn't get to them due to some of the ill feeling from the top nasties. I'm not throwing them out though, going to save them for prank juices.
Tuna
Grilled Shrimp
Pizza
Trail Mix
Ginger
Those were some of the top nasties, off the top of my head. There are probably more, but Dog hasn't finished the video processing. Once that's done, I get to do the descriptions and tagging/etc. I purposely left the bad ones off our "Juices to Review" list so he wouldn't catch "wind" of them prior to doing it. Sad to say, I think I broke him after doing the "nasty" series. I had like 20 KBVs, 10 Sweet-Vapes and some other misc to do. We couldn't get to them due to some of the ill feeling from the top nasties. I'm not throwing them out though, going to save them for prank juices.
LOL Just watched your reviews for Crab Juice, Tuna, and Grilled Shrimp. Freakin epic... I wonder who thought up seafood flavors for vaping.
yuck!!....your crab,tuna and grilled shrimp reviews were painful to watch as I can only imagine how disgusting they really taste...bleh!...8-o
Dharma welcome to the Hidey Hole at Lake Fishigan US of A thanks for the feedback and glad you are enjoying the joose
Bahn thanks for the right words to express our feelings towards the thonged bandit. I've said before that the blind people I've met in life may lose one sense but certainly aren't short on another and that's humor. One guy I was close to was a blind recovering alcoholic and I used to joke with him "yeah it's easy to quit drinking when you can't find the liquor store"
He much like Ciego could take a joke and give one back.
I think the best lessons in life is to "learn to laugh at yourself because everyone else does" *as he exits on his Pink General Huffy Lee and toots the horn on the handle bars*
Bahn thanks for the right words to express our feelings towards the thonged bandit. I've said before that the blind people I've met in life may lose one sense but certainly aren't short on another and that's humor. One guy I was close to was a blind recovering alcoholic and I used to joke with him "yeah it's easy to quit drinking when you can't find the liquor store"
He much like Ciego could take a joke and give one back.I think the best lessons in life is to "learn to laugh at yourself because everyone else does" *as he exits on his Pink General Huffy Lee and toots the horn on the handle bars*
**Novella chapter 69 subchapter.... uhm..... (lost count)
HyOnLyph, with stainless steel Starbuckin coffee mug with the spill proof lid.... in one hand and PV in t'uther steps out onto the porch, right on past the rockychair... down what's left of the split wood steps and stumbles on over t' the cascading stream. Plants his .... uhm..... backside...... on his "speshul rock", put there by th' good Lord, jus' for him t' sit on n gently settles his bare feet into the cool swirly water. The blood flows. The brain seems to come alive a little more than before. There's just somethin' bout moving water. The flow. Blood seems to sync with the stream n churn n brighten th' thinkin'. ahhhh!!! The "speshul rock"..... the place of the song, peace, musing, vaping n pondering n seekin'. Sometimes the place of lookin' fer the reasons..... but the reasons aren't the reason .... fer the rock ... the rock just "is" .... no reasonin' about it.
Some days, Hy dispises his own mental gyrations n scenario playin', lookin' for the reasons..... today he vows.... No reasons, he just "is". "Clear the mechanism".... Flashes of internal lightning.... rolls of mental thunder...then stillness.... Hy stands and walks out inta the water.... coffee cup still in hand (n pv back on the rock) just plops it (his ummm.... self) .... right down in the middle... the current isn't near strong enough to carry him anywhere... so he ain't "flowin'" with the flow.... so to speak..... but it's the spirit of the thing dammit. Today... he IS. One with the "Is-ness"..... or the "I Am-ness" ..... zenish.... so t' speak.
After a few minutes, Hy looks over to the "speshul rock" put there by the good Lord hisseff jus fer him t' sit on... A scruffy lil quirrel has climbed up and is sniffin' the pv..... turns n stares at the preacherman right in the eye.... as if t' say.... "you look kinda stoopid just sittin' there in the middle of our stream. Ya aint got the good sense th' Lord gave a grape." [heavy sigh] .... moment's over.... takes a sip o coffee.... gets up ... soaked t' th' bone.... n heads on over t'ord th' lean2. Yep moment's over.. But hey...... he still "IS" and he knows it..... fer now anyways.
YouTube - Clear the Mechanism
YouTube - Mechanism Failure
HyOnLyph, with stainless steel Starbuckin coffee mug with the spill proof lid.... in one hand and PV in t'uther steps out onto the porch, right on past the rockychair... down what's left of the split wood steps and stumbles on over t' the cascading stream. Plants his .... uhm..... backside...... on his "speshul rock", put there by th' good Lord, jus' for him t' sit on n gently settles his bare feet into the cool swirly water. The blood flows. The brain seems to come alive a little more than before. There's just somethin' bout moving water. The flow. Blood seems to sync with the stream n churn n brighten th' thinkin'. ahhhh!!! The "speshul rock"..... the place of the song, peace, musing, vaping n pondering n seekin'. Sometimes the place of lookin' fer the reasons..... but the reasons aren't the reason .... fer the rock ... the rock just "is" .... no reasonin' about it.
Some days, Hy dispises his own mental gyrations n scenario playin', lookin' for the reasons..... today he vows.... No reasons, he just "is". "Clear the mechanism".... Flashes of internal lightning.... rolls of mental thunder...then stillness.... Hy stands and walks out inta the water.... coffee cup still in hand (n pv back on the rock) just plops it (his ummm.... self) .... right down in the middle... the current isn't near strong enough to carry him anywhere... so he ain't "flowin'" with the flow.... so to speak..... but it's the spirit of the thing dammit. Today... he IS. One with the "Is-ness"..... or the "I Am-ness" ..... zenish.... so t' speak.
After a few minutes, Hy looks over to the "speshul rock" put there by the good Lord hisseff jus fer him t' sit on... A scruffy lil quirrel has climbed up and is sniffin' the pv..... turns n stares at the preacherman right in the eye.... as if t' say.... "you look kinda stoopid just sittin' there in the middle of our stream. Ya aint got the good sense th' Lord gave a grape." [heavy sigh] .... moment's over.... takes a sip o coffee.... gets up ... soaked t' th' bone.... n heads on over t'ord th' lean2. Yep moment's over.. But hey...... he still "IS" and he knows it..... fer now anyways.
YouTube - Clear the Mechanism
YouTube - Mechanism Failure
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well done my good and faithful servant.....................dat be what the good Lord would say bout that there post by the Preacherman Hy
Amen and Amen
BTW................I "IS" too
Amen and Amen
BTW................I "IS" too
I'm excited BFF won! I'm almost out of juice and this should hold me over until the money gets a little better! Thanks everyone who voted and participated in the contest!!
Hi Y'all! Sorry for my absence today we had many large orders and didn't get as far as we'd have liked order # wise so we took a break and are going back at it for a few hours
Good afternoon all Just checking in....wanted to share the fact that I just watched some reviews, and I am CONFIDENT that my IQ just went down ten points! I had like 15 "New Video Uploaded" messages in my mail box so I watched a couple. WoW! It's one of those....QUANTITY over QUALITY type deals. Phew....I have a headache! It was like watching....a bad Impression of Pen and Teller...but at least one of those guys were MUTE! HHAAA
Hope everyone in the Hidey hole is doing well!!!
Just checking in....wanted to share the fact that I just watched some reviews, and I am CONFIDENT that my IQ just went down ten points! I had like 15 "New Video Uploaded" messages in my mail box so I watched a couple. WoW! It's one of those....QUANTITY over QUALITY type deals. Phew....I have a headache! It was like watching....a bad Impression of Pen and Teller...but at least one of those guys were MUTE! HHAAA Hope everyone in the Hidey hole is doing well!!!
Clay.......
!!!!! That was great!
Hey...you using a screwdriver? MKII? Just kinda looked like one....couldn't tell. One of my favorite...actually my favorite pocket mod for dripping.
!!!!! That was great! Hey...you using a screwdriver? MKII? Just kinda looked like one....couldn't tell. One of my favorite...actually my favorite pocket mod for dripping.
*Bonniegirl had taken the morning constitutional and done all the errands and fetched all of the needed supplies except the cream as the sweat that dripped down the mole with the wirey hair and off the ski slope of a chin and down the zippered path to the bosom had filled so that it caused a new pathway down the armpit and into the crevice of the elbow and down the arm and the ink had smeared and caused all sorts of confusions. She couls see the "C" but nuttin else and .........well, her head was unfuzzied with the missin of the Ms Walkerin and she could not remove the cobwebbings to figure what it was she missed. Would be coffee like Auntie Ms now......straight up with no milky creaminess to it. The walk home was "ODD." Preacherman Hy had wet his pants and for the life of Bonniegirl she had never seen an incontinent Preacher. Shame what age can do, she thought. She had passed a monk all covered and was a bit "ascairt uh dat dare bouncyin man affer me" and when she picked up pace El Ciego had whistled that familiar whistle and stuck his white stick out to poke her hiney. She was unamused with his shenanigans as usual. He was covered in ........
willows and his monks cloak was soiled of raspberries and possum posse droppings. Yes, the walk was eventful but she had more important things on her mind. First, the bouncer from the pub and second the where-a-bouts of Jelly Man. Had he slipped like Jelly outta the hidey hole or worse.......abducted by some competitive bike shop to steal his plans for the new General lee Hidey Hole Huffy? These worries were to be put on the back burner as the familiar crack of the Ms Walker cap was released as soon as the cabin door was opened and the wheels settled upon the ground from the movement of the steps. Bonniegirl mumbled to herself and to the Ms Walker........as usual.*
Well heddo dare ya fahn lookin piece of wunerfulness. Ya bees a smellin uh some fahn wunerfulness.
*Bonniegirl took a long draw and smiled and belched a foghorn kinda sound and patted her chest with relief.She then took another large swig and rinsed her mouth to enjoy the taste and repeated. Much like shampoo , rinse and repeat............Bonniegirl repeated cause after all she "IS."
Pass the popcorn please......................let's see if Jelly man rolls in
willows and his monks cloak was soiled of raspberries and possum posse droppings. Yes, the walk was eventful but she had more important things on her mind. First, the bouncer from the pub and second the where-a-bouts of Jelly Man. Had he slipped like Jelly outta the hidey hole or worse.......abducted by some competitive bike shop to steal his plans for the new General lee Hidey Hole Huffy? These worries were to be put on the back burner as the familiar crack of the Ms Walker cap was released as soon as the cabin door was opened and the wheels settled upon the ground from the movement of the steps. Bonniegirl mumbled to herself and to the Ms Walker........as usual.*
Well heddo dare ya fahn lookin piece of wunerfulness. Ya bees a smellin uh some fahn wunerfulness.
*Bonniegirl took a long draw and smiled and belched a foghorn kinda sound and patted her chest with relief.She then took another large swig and rinsed her mouth to enjoy the taste and repeated. Much like shampoo , rinse and repeat............Bonniegirl repeated cause after all she "IS."
Pass the popcorn please......................let's see if Jelly man rolls in
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